Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Dragonater puts Maryville Daily News out of business

Maryville Daily Times Blog goes out of print business

by Former Staff
31 Jan 2011

MARYVILLW, TENN. -- Blount County Publishers Clearinghouse Ltd has reached an agreement to outsource the printing and packaging of The Daily Times Blog to The NOxVile News Sentinel's German printing press. The newspaper's new name will be The NOxVile News Sentinel Of Blount County.

“This decision was made after considering several options,” said Karl Estrada, publisher of The Daily Times Blog. “To achieve the level of quality and efficiency we need to compete against media corporations receiving billions in Banker Bailouts, we determined it would be more cost-effective to fire 30 employees. Time spent signing those paychecks can be better spent on spending executive bonues.”

Grogg Joneston, president of Blount County Publishers Clearinghouse, the owner of The Daily Times Blog, said, “We love placing propaganda for Blount County Mafia Thugs, I mean to say politicians, and are here for the long run. Outsourcing the printing and packaging of The Daily Times Blog newspaper is a decision we jumped at once we saw how my executive pay raise was on the line. Not having to invest in employees will intensify the World Bank's plan to offshore all of America: delivering content that is relevant and wanted by our corporate and government polluters.

“Blount County is a marvelous community, unless you ride a motorcycle, ha ha ha. It has no right to a newspaper that is responsive to its readers and local advertisers and must reflect the Police State that enslaves it well. Outsourcing our printing and packaging will greatly strengthen the monopoly Leviathon that is the Scripps Howard Empire, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Bohemian Grove homosexual nudist colony for snuff kiddie porn.”

The decision will affect a number of employees when it begins in mid-March, with suicide counseling available to affected workers, unless they have Tenncare.

The Banner, a new newspeper in Blount County, will now be the only newspaper in Blount County. It is published by Harry Grothjahn, general manager of WBCR 1470 AM and co-host of the Dragonater Radio Show.

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